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SENSUAL PALMTREES: Procrasti-blogging down under.

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK


primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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sassy-lesbian-lorax:

do you ever just wonder what the fuck is going on in stock images

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thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 


"Why don't any of the main characters in your books have siblings?"
John Green: It's just my little way of telling Hank that he doesn't exist in my narrative imagination.

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.


teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com

cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 

cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 


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