My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.