Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
mostly disappointed looks from my parents
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon
"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices